Archive for February, 2007

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Saw this in The Nation and thought it was interesting……but two questions:

#1. Does this mean I now have to follow 20 commandments?

#2. Doesn’t the Culture Ministry have anything better to do?

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Loving by the rules

The Culture Ministry has launched the ‘10 Commandments of Love’ in an attempt to prevent teenagers getting too carried away on Valentine’s Day. They are:

1. Love with patience, so as not to become a premature parent

2. Truly love only one person

3. Love with mercy, trying not to hurt the one you love

4. Carefully love to avoid taking risks that might lead to contracting sexual diseases

5. Love with honour, waiting until the proper time to have sex

6. Love in accordance with custom

7. Love reasonably, not taking sexual advantage of your lover

8. Love permanently, without defaming the one you love

9. Love honestly, believing in your partner

10. Love with understanding, forgiveness and without anger

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A Ghost named….Pop

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

I have never met a Thai person that doesn’t believe in ghosts. And I’m not talking about, “Yes, I feel a spiritual presence all around me” kind of soft belief in ghosts. No, Thai people believe in the poltergeist type of ghost, where they can come back to the world and cause all sorts of havoc here. I saw this article in The Nation and thought it deserved further publication out of sheer amusement.

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Villagers gang up to cast out Phi Pop

Frightened of evil spirits known as Phi Pop - a demon believed to posses a person to eat his intestine while also forcing him to seek and consume raw animal organs and meat at night-time - villagers at Kalasin’s Sam Chai sub-district raised Bt35,000 to exorcise the ghosts allegedly dwelled in two female villagers.

The Nation arrived at the ceremony at the Ban Nong Kung Noi community hall yesterday morning while spirit doctor Paithoon Sommitr, 63, was chanting magic words and spilling water over the absent-minded Thong who laid down on the floor, screaming and crying.

Village headman Suwit Phaitecha, 53, said that, following four mysterious and sudden deaths of villagers late last month feared to cause by the evil spirits, some 1,000 residents raised about Bt35,000 - each of the 760 households contributing Bt50 - for an exorcism of Phi Pop allegedly possessed Thong and Pai (not their real names), both in their 40s.

Local health official Juthamas Wilasri who rushed to the ceremony and later conducted a physical check-up on Thong found that the woman was weaken from fasting, absent-minded, had occasional seizures thus submitted her to Khammuang Hospital.

Juthamas said she had checked about the four “mysterious deaths” and initially found that they were all elderly persons aged around 65 to 80 and some were said to die of heart disease, heart failure and strokes.

Yutthana Kietdamnoenngam

The Nation

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If this isn’t the pot calling the kettle black….

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Then I don’t know what is.

Saw this funny quote in The Nation newspaper here in Bangkok.

It’s from the leader of the coup who ousted Thaksin, talking about why people are grumbling about how bad a job the military dictatorship is doing, and why they thought Thaksin did a better job of running the country.

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General Sonthi Boonyaratglin said, “It is because the government has taken its time to act.

“It is because the government has taken measures to do things properly and ensure transparency. It is different from the dictatorial administration of the former prime minister,” he was quoted as saying in the Japanese-language daily.

“I believe the public will come to understand that,” he added.

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Who’s Counting: How Iraq Trillion Could Have Been Spent

Monday, February 5th, 2007

I don’t know about you, but I’ll take the $3000.

Find out what I’m talking about here

Credit Card use outside the U.S.

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

This article is for Americans who use credit cards outside the U.S……it’s about the annoying “Foreign Transaction Fee” that many banks add to the charge. I think it’s time for some consumer action…..who shall we choose….Ralph Nader or David Horowitz?

Ripoff: Visa/Mastercard’s “Foreign transaction fee”

from Boing Boing

“Watch out…(insert racially derogatory term describing yourself here)”

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

I was over at a friend’s house on the other side of Bangkok a couple of days ago, and he and some of his buddies were playing basketball on a hoop they set up in front of their house.

“Nice shot, nigga.” “Watch out, nigga” “No way, nigga”. It seemed every other word out of their mouth was “nigga.” These guys who were playing basketball were 4 Asian-Americans from the U.S., all quite into hip-hop culture. I wondered to myself if a black person were here, would they still be using the word “nigga” as frequently?

The cultural irony of people using a degorative slur amongst themselves as a term of endearment amongst themselves is something I assume has been studied before, and beyond the scope of what I am trying to write about. The strange fact to me was how grown men (25 years old or so) would imitate this, and whether or not other minority groups have the right to use this term amongst themselves.

I also tried to think if there’s any other term similar to “nigga”, and the only ones I could come up with were situations where friends will use words like “dumbass” with each other, but in a more playful way if one of them does something stupid. The word takes on quite a different meaning than when someone you don’t know calls you it.